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'First, let me confirm a rumor. The next round of cuts will go deeper than originally announced.'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

"I just don't understand what I'm doing wrong."

"Are you Matthew Jones with a double 'T'?"

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

A few Halloween costume ideas.

Hospital Deaths - "Congratulations, you're manager of the month again"

Covid-19 reaper

'Don't worry, pal. I'm just here for one of them. You still have eight to go.'

"I now represent both death and taxes."

'Of course, we could drop the enquiry and agree to henceforth leave each other alone.'

Death Waits Behind the Doctor.

Vernon has a Floss with Death

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

National Institute for Health and Clinical Excellence.

"Come on - let me guess again."

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

'Alright, alright. You can take it with you.'

"All this running around you do at night … it’s killing your mother."

"You mind? I'm starting a blog."

"Is it just me, or did this sales meeting suddenly take a dark turn?"

Operation/Grim Reaper

"Call security - and my cardiologist."

'Is it bad news, doctor?'

Man in the cloning department is alarmed by the clones of death.

'Hey Josh! This is the Grim Reaper calling. No really! I'm using all the new technologies now and, so sad, your minutes on earth - well, they're up!'

"You may need to seek professional help."

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

'Ok, I've gotta ask..do you actually like this job?'

'I'll let my colleague explain.'