Spoiler Of Cats T-Shirts

"You spoil that cat!"

Biofelineism

The practical psychopath

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

"Curiosity."

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"You're spoiling that dog!"

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

Spoiler Alert

"Happy 126th birthday, girl!"

'Sometimes I think I spoil this dog'

"It's a great film. It's quite sad though, they all die in the end!"

'Don't you think you're pampering him a bit?'

"Oh no, have you heard about Prince Philip?"

'I must be losing it. I forgot to try to trip someone walking down the stairs today.'

Cat and Owner Ignore Each Other.

"...I will save you ninnies hudreds of dollars by spoiling every single upcoming superhero movie..."

"Spoiler alert!"

"The more I read about these cats the less I care for them."

"Well yes, she spoils me, but hey, I make her happy in return: It's a win-win situation..."

"It's best to let sleeping dogs lie"

101 uses of a dead cat: chain flush

'What's wrong, haven't you heard of Global Warming?'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Moses.

Evil Pusskins#4

"You spoil that dog!"

"She's very fussy about her food!"

Spoiler Alert!

We have your dog

'It's generic, guys, and very nutritious.'

101 uses of a dead cat: whip