"You spoil that cat!"
Spoiler Of Cats Mugs
Start the day with a wink to feline secrecy—our cat spoiler mugs are perfect for cat lovers who love a bit of mischief and mystery with their morning coffee or tea.
Biofelineism
The practical psychopath
'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'
"Curiosity."
'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'
"You're spoiling that dog!"
"I'm just saying, studies show that owning a human can improve the quality of your life."
"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."
Spoiler Alert
"There he goes, filling their heads with ludicrous conspiracy theories about microchip implants and mass sterilisation programmes…"
"Happy 126th birthday, girl!"
'Sometimes I think I spoil this dog'
"It's a great film. It's quite sad though, they all die in the end!"
'Don't you think you're pampering him a bit?'
SPOILER ALERT! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about "Star Wars." You don't have to say "spoiler alert," minion. It's been a month. Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive. In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences. Um ... never mind.
"Oh no, have you heard about Prince Philip?"
'I must be losing it. I forgot to try to trip someone walking down the stairs today.'
Cat and Owner Ignore Each Other.
"...I will save you ninnies hudreds of dollars by spoiling every single upcoming superhero movie..."
"Spoiler alert!"
"The more I read about these cats the less I care for them."
"Oh wow, you won't believe what happens at the end!"
They trained him to play dead. I think it's some sort of insurance scam!
"Well yes, she spoils me, but hey, I make her happy in return: It's a win-win situation..."
"It's best to let sleeping dogs lie"
101 uses of a dead cat: chain flush
'What's wrong, haven't you heard of Global Warming?'
Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Moses.
Evil Pusskins#4
"You spoil that dog!"
"She's very fussy about her food!"
Spoiler Alert!
We have your dog
'It's generic, guys, and very nutritious.'
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