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"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"Spoiler alert."

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

'Don't read the Book of Revelations yet -- it's full of spoilers.'

"If you don't wish to hear the match result look away now."

"If you don't want to know the score..."

Golf cheerleaders.

'I choose not to read Revelations, too many spoilers.'

'Mumsie, Billy called me a snob... can I sue him?'

"I had no choice...The idiot was trying to tell me spoilers about the season finale of my favourite soap opera."

"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

"The bad news is Lady Sybil has died in childbirth. On the other hand, Bates is back home and Tom's sticking around to help run the estate."

"Hold up! No spoilers!"

"Do you want this with or without spoiler alerts?"

"I told you not to tell me how it ends!"

'You ever get that feeling that there's something in your hair?'

"Spoiler alert!"

"...I will save you ninnies hudreds of dollars by spoiling every single upcoming superhero movie..."

"I think we both know it's time for the groomer."

"Before you say anything, let me tell you which TV shows I don't want spoilers on."

"Spoiler alert - it's Captain's Savory Fish Shreds again."

'Ugh, I hate when the trailer gives everything away.'

"I knew the Titanic would sink, so I told everybody. Then they kicked me out of the cinema."

"Don't tell me the ending."

"Woah! I haven't read it yet. Spoilers!"

"I love the part where the Bigmouth gets killed in the end."

"He only works part-time. Unfortunately it's not the part when he's here."