Spoiler-free Squad Mugs

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"Spoiler alert."

'I don't trust him - he's got beady eyes.'

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

'Don't read the Book of Revelations yet -- it's full of spoilers.'

"So if you don't want to know the World Cup results look away now until July 16th."

"If you don't wish to hear the match result look away now."

I think this is the episode of "Leave It to Beaver" where Wally and Eddie chain Lumpy's car to a tree. Couldn

"If you don't want to know the score..."

Golf cheerleaders.

'I choose not to read Revelations, too many spoilers.'

'Mumsie, Billy called me a snob... can I sue him?'

I witnessed something I can never unsee. What happened, little buddy? Some guy walking out of the "Star Wars" premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show. A bunch of fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him. I don't think I can ever unsee five Ewoks and a slave Leia beating a Wookie senseless with plastic light sabers. The Wookie had it coming.

"I had no choice...The idiot was trying to tell me spoilers about the season finale of my favourite soap opera."

"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

"The bad news is Lady Sybil has died in childbirth. On the other hand, Bates is back home and Tom's sticking around to help run the estate."

"Hold up! No spoilers!"

"Do you want this with or without spoiler alerts?"

"I told you not to tell me how it ends!"

'You ever get that feeling that there's something in your hair?'

"Spoiler alert!"

"...I will save you ninnies hudreds of dollars by spoiling every single upcoming superhero movie..."

SPOILER ALERT! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about "Star Wars." You don't have to say "spoiler alert," minion. It's been a month. Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive. In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences. Um ... never mind.

"I think we both know it's time for the groomer."

"Before you say anything, let me tell you which TV shows I don't want spoilers on."

"Spoiler alert - it's Captain's Savory Fish Shreds again."

'Well, that's Match of the Day over, now you can tell me the score.'

'Ugh, I hate when the trailer gives everything away.'

"I knew the Titanic would sink, so I told everybody. Then they kicked me out of the cinema."

"Don't tell me the ending."

"Woah! I haven't read it yet. Spoilers!"

"I love the part where the Bigmouth gets killed in the end."

"He only works part-time. Unfortunately it's not the part when he's here."