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"I knew the Titanic would sink, so I told everybody. Then they kicked me out of the cinema."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"Spoiler alert."

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

'Call you back - I'm with my agent.'

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

If I tell you what I spy with my little eye, I'll have to kill you.

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

'What're you doing, kid? You keep spoiling my surprise!'

'I don't know how it's being done - but someone's finding out our secrets...'

Bull with gun

"So if you don't want to know the World Cup results look away now until July 16th."

007 regretted switching to beer

'The Book of Revelation is full of spoilers.'

'Are you the one they call 'the silencer'?' 'Say no more.'

FBI, 'Things are slow, Bensonhurst -- let's investigate the CIA.'

'They transferred me from catering because I kept spilling the beans.'

'And just how are we going to win if every time I buy a ticket, you eat it?'

Secret Service, sign saying: 'You could be here.'

Fortunately, Nigel had something up his sleeve.

Spoiler Alert

"If you don't wish to hear the match result look away now."

I think this is the episode of "Leave It to Beaver" where Wally and Eddie chain Lumpy's car to a tree. Couldn

'Yes, we both agree to do what's best for the country...but how do I know you're not a Russian spy?'

'You're not in the CIA anymore, Phil. This is the corporate world. We don't indefinitely detain suspected business competitors.'

Smoke and Mirrors

Next Secret Document...6 mins.

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

Industrial spy in the OR...

"It's a great film. It's quite sad though, they all die in the end!"

I witnessed something I can never unsee. What happened, little buddy? Some guy walking out of the "Star Wars" premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show. A bunch of fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him. I don't think I can ever unsee five Ewoks and a slave Leia beating a Wookie senseless with plastic light sabers. The Wookie had it coming.

'I choose not to read Revelations, too many spoilers.'