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"I knew the Titanic would sink, so I told everybody. Then they kicked me out of the cinema."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"Spoiler alert."

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

'I don't know how it's being done - but someone's finding out our secrets...'

'They transferred me from catering because I kept spilling the beans.'

'The Book of Revelation is full of spoilers.'

'Are you the one they call 'the silencer'?' 'Say no more.'

Bull with gun

FBI, 'Things are slow, Bensonhurst -- let's investigate the CIA.'

'And just how are we going to win if every time I buy a ticket, you eat it?'

Secret Service, sign saying: 'You could be here.'

"If you don't wish to hear the match result look away now."

'Yes, we both agree to do what's best for the country...but how do I know you're not a Russian spy?'

Spoiler Alert

Fortunately, Nigel had something up his sleeve.

'You're not in the CIA anymore, Phil. This is the corporate world. We don't indefinitely detain suspected business competitors.'

Smoke and Mirrors

Industrial spy in the OR...

'I choose not to read Revelations, too many spoilers.'

"It's a great film. It's quite sad though, they all die in the end!"

"I had no choice...The idiot was trying to tell me spoilers about the season finale of my favourite soap opera."

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

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