Spite Enthusiast Mugs

Lanes Closed for Spite

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

'What happened to your hand.'

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"He was always loyal and insisted on being buried with his stilts..."

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

Assets On Hand/Familiarity With Landscape

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'It's a taste I think I can say I've acquired.'

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

Need Cash for Alcohol Research.

Liquor Store - Gift Suggestions.

'A cure for a hangover is don't sober up.'

'I've been told to keep my spirits up.'

Bicycle Pie Chart

'I don't care what she'sez. I only dring t'get to the worm.'

'Roger has his heart set on Texas, for the chili cook - off season!'