Spiritual Stand-up Comedian Mugs

'Just remember to get your punch lines in before they fall asleep.'

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

At the 2021 Religious Games

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

Ten Commandments

Guru.

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

St. Elmo's fired.

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

Single Prayer Health Insurance

When Holy Cows are sent out to "Pastor"

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

R.C.I.A.

Praying Mantis.

Garden of Eden and scrumping

Regifts of the Magi

Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

OM, SWEET OM

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Moses' TV guide.

Applause

Om and Ommer

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."