Spiritual Soul Pillows

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"You've been served."

"Our religious friends are praying, our atheist friends are sending good thoughts, and our lawyer friends are figuring out who to sue."

'As your Guardian Angel, I want you to know that death is not anything to worry about.'

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

'Answer me! It's your mother! Don't give me that vow of silence!'

SPIRITUAL GUIDANCE, 'You have the wrong idea, sir -- we're not liquor consultants.'

If youth is so important, why didn't God give the ten commandments to someone younger?

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Romance

National Everything Awareness Day

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"Little help?"

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

Thank you, Essential Workers

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

'I always cry at weddings!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"I heard they mate for life."

"It's true: no more burpees."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

'In Love'

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

If you want to see love be love.

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."