Spiritual Sibling Pillows

WISDOM! WHILE IT LASTS!, 'Maybe the sign wasn't such a hot idea after all.'

The Guru is away to negotiate movie rights for his best-selling book, 'Money Won't Make You Happy'."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Come dine with me!

"Ahhh... close enough."

The Art Student.

"Bond James, Bond."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Glastonbury. After.

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Polly txt speak

Grace For Flies

At the Museum

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

I like the Jets...I guess

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Packaging Russian Dolls

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."