Spiritual Service Supervisor Pillows

Religious Maintenance: 24 Hr Callout.

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

"'Procreate'! I've climbed all this way to hear that the meaning of life is 'procreate'?!"

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

'Want to make it two out of three?'

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

"All the celebrities come here."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

"Here comes the super-visor."

"How do I get down?"

'What is the meaning of poorly attended staff meetings.'

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

'Don't look upon me as a priest, look upon me as your personal 'After Life Coach.''