Spiritual Service Supervisor Pillows

Religious Maintenance: 24 Hr Callout.

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'Want to make it two out of three?'

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

"'Procreate'! I've climbed all this way to hear that the meaning of life is 'procreate'?!"

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

"All the celebrities come here."

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"

"Here comes the super-visor."

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

'What is the meaning of poorly attended staff meetings.'

"How do I get down?"

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

'Don't look upon me as a priest, look upon me as your personal 'After Life Coach.''