Spiritual Seeker Mugs

Creation of Red Wine

"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."

"I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god."

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

"I can't remember. Are we for or against cloning?"

"Now that I'm here, could you tell me what that was all about."

Various Birds of Pray.

'The problem is I can't tell the difference between a deeply wise, intuitive nudge from the Universe and one of my own bone-headed ideas!'

'Of course I'm listening to your expression of spiritual suffering. Don't you see me making eye contact, striking an open posture, leaning towards you and nodding empathetically?'

Stairway to heaven with man in wheelchair at bottom.

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

Bob's personal journey of spiritual growth gets bogged down behind some idiot going half the speed limit.

'I'd really appreciate it if you'd refrain from shouting 'KA-CHING!!!' every time you become one with the universe.'

'I wish you were more self-reflective.'

'Make me one with everything.'

'Whoa! Now they want angels and stuff... On the CEILING? None of this was in our original contract!'

'Could it be under another name?'

'The purpose in life is to find a purpose in life.'

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

Bob finds God's wallet, and for one crazy moment, considers keeping it.

Moses Awaits The Word Of God

Road signs: Life is a Journey (stay left) and Life is a Destination (exit ahead).

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

'The secret to happiness is serotonin... Now available for $29.95 in this vitamin supplement which I endorse.'

'Silk route' and 'rather course woolen route' in a desert.

'No kidding? -- a black belt in humility?'

"...He's in a meeting with himself."

"You picked the wrong religion, period. I'm not going to argue about it."

'Oh no, I'm sure they'll believe me...but maybe you could sign them just in case?'

10 Commandments: God with human rights and big business laws - "Hey, hang on I've only given you the introduction."

"You rang ?"

"And may all your chakras be blocked!"

"If we're on earth to help others, how do I go about becoming an 'other'?"

Guru Warranty,

'If I knew how to get rich quick, would I be sitting on a mountain-top all day?'