Spiritual Searcher Mugs

"Now I have a question for you."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

Pilgrim's work boxes: 'shalt..shalt not'

"Good game."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

"Home depot."

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

Tiny Visions

Zenemies.

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"All we have left is standing room only."

Unguided imagery