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Priest's 'To do' list.

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

Ghostwriting the Bible

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Yes, all at once!'

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"I just wish the Earth was as beautiful to live on as it is to look at... It's right behind me, isn't it?"

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

Free ticket to heaven... details inside

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

The Ten Really Cool Facts

'Even More Disciples'

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

'To balance last week's twenty-six point sermon, this morning's message will be pointless.'

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

"This 'laying up treasures in heaven' thing - Is it some kind of tax dodge or what?"

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"I'll take new members any way I can get them."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

"He wants us to start calling him 'Head Honcho'."