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"Oom..."

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"No, I can't just fire you up one of those stone oven pizzas."

"Weary grow the fervently relaxed devotees of the sea."

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

Self Storage Unit

"No, this isn't Mt. Sinai..."

Unload in Back

'I'm self isolating, you idiot!'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Scurile travels

"I'm going on a retreat."

Monk on the beach

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?'

Judgment Day is coming next Monday. Repent. Now, hold on. How can I believe you when so many dire prophecies haven't come true? I sealed myself in a shelter twice in the late '60s, hid in the Appalachian Mountains a decade later. A huge bunching of Judgment Day visions in the late '80s led me to simply get a time share in the Colorado mountains … Getting out of town doesn't spare you Judgment Day. I don't think. Lemme double-check the clues in Marmaduke. Mostly I needed an excuse to get away. Th

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

Priest

"At last - no Trump."

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with worrying that you forget something."

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

"Ed is back from his silent cocoon retreat."

"Yes, it's half past two - is that all?"

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

Busy thoughts of people at a silent retreat.

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

"Prayer does work! I wasn't picked for any of the church committees."

'Becoming enlightened fifteen minutes before I did doesn't EITHER give you seniority!'