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Pope Francis

Thinking Gears

reincarnated worm...

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Arthur Schopenhauer

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

'Those are the Divinity students.'

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"

"This'll show the Theology Department."

Yogi back in 5.

The first 'outside the box' thinker.

Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud.

'...and please God, protect the social security fund for another sixty years.'

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

Out for lunch... GOD

'Look at all of God's children. Then again, they might be just thousands of tiny, little circles.'

"I would cite you to the Apostle Paul and his lear and wise command in Romans 13, to obey the laws of the government because God has ordained the government for his purposes."

'Sometimes I scare myself when I realize that I always was and always will be.'

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'