Spiritual Meteorologist Gifts

Religious Rain

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

Painting clouds

Natural Disasters

"It's such a lovely day!"

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

A sure sign of rain

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

How Glaciations Begin

Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.

Office Weather

"So, you think it's ok that Donald Trump won't listen to climate scientists?"

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

As he tore open his gifts, Dell kept hoping that the weather balloon kit he craved was somewhere among them.

A guide to seasons in the North East

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

Twister:Rural Social Networking

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"I can see our house from here."

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"