Spiritual Journey Navigator Prints

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Home depot."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

The only way to see the world is to see the world

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'You must heal yourself.'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

Christian and Born again Christian...

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

FAQs.

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

The Path