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Center for Reincarnation Studies. Welcome back.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

reincarnated worm...

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

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Paul Ree

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

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Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

"Now that was post-modern sex."

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

Assertiveness

'Those are the Divinity students.'

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

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'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

"Your husband says BOO!"

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."