Spiritual Guidance Mugs

"Hard morning, Pastor?"

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

Notice on back of bishop's gown - How's My Droving.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'Want to make it two out of three?'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

"'Procreate'! I've climbed all this way to hear that the meaning of life is 'procreate'?!"

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

Buddhist photo albums,

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

"All the celebrities come here."

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

A push in the right direction: 50c.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'