Spiritual Communicator Prints

"I'll check and see if he's available."

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

Speaking in tongues for the Deaf

"How else you gonna catch up with old friends if you don't gotta smartphone, Gramps?"

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

"Here's a draft of my speech, Accounts Receivable as Collateral When Obtaining Asset Based Lending. Make it pop."

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

'We beseech thee oh Lord, tweet us they word.'

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

"I find it helps to imagine Go as some kind of divine creator."

"I've been feeling more transparent."

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

'If another barman cracks the joke about not serving spirits, I'm leaving ...'

'Quit interrupting me. You were always doing that.'

"I'm a pastor. My job is to speak 20 minutes on Sunday and listen the rest of the week."

Psychic TV Guru & Cellular Phone Commercial Spin.

We just assumed everyone knew they couldn't take it with them.

"He says that it's really not that bad down there."

"You CAN be an effective haunter - we just need to unlock your potential!"

"Before we make contact with the departed, be aware that all communications will be recorded and maybe used for training purposes."

"I'm a medium." "Really? I'm a large!" "Your late Aunt Nancy warmed me you'd say that."