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'Drugs...I've never seen the point of them myself!'

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

Tenant who has finished off his landlord's expensive liqueur

"Every bar has its obnoxious drunk."

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'I add the juice of one bottle of brandy.'

"He was a mainstay of the economy. Now two brewries and a whiskey distillery are on short time and one tobacco wholesaler has gone completely bankrupt."

"After last night, I'm a changed man -- I changed from scotch to vodka."

"My problem is my watch has stopped at drink o'clock."

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

"This place has the best happy hour."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"An everything Martini, please."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

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"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'What happened to your hand.'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

Anton's Bar and Grill

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

The Angel's Share