Spirit Scientist Pillows

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Unguided imagery

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

'Those are the Divinity students.'

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Anton's Bar and Grill

"Your husband says BOO!"

A voodoo doctor.

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Priest's x-ray showing his crucifix.

Lost Property - Missing Head

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

"Is that neat whisky?"

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'