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'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

How Optimism Works

Creative family

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

Corpse Reviver Number 2

"Sure it doesn't look much right now, but in a few million years this place will be one of the wonders of the world..."

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

'Before we get into the scope, the breadth, the gravity and the cost of this mess...pour yourself a drink...'

Match and Heart

Fallen Angel.

C'mon, Randall, cheer up....everybody dies.

Wine...Spirits...

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

'Oh alright then, just to the top"

"Your mother's going to be up there all day, kids. One of her students said her class meant everything to her!"

Steampunk Santa

Aliens leaving spacecraft.

T'was the night before the night before Christmas.

Bach Doubles

"Oh, and I've started seeing a therapist."

"C'mon honey, she doesn't bark or shed. Who could say no to that sweet face?"

An ancient man starts the fire of love.

After a well-deserved coffee break Santa continues his tour.