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'I call him 'the exorcist' because he sees off all the spirits in the house.'

Unguided imagery

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

"Your husband says BOO!"

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

'Listen, if they didn't have alcohol in heaven, it wouldn't be heaven!'

Lost Property - Missing Head

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

'Oh my... It looks like you have only 24 hours left to live...'

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."