Spinster Extraordinaire Mugs

'I'm still looking for love.'

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

Party time.

'Your teacher doesn't mind a little clowning around in class, Eddie, but she thinks you overdo it.'

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

Gallery Pranks

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

An old man plays a prank on the grim reaper

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

Death Photobombs a Holiday

"Lady... I gotta work order to fix a leaky roof."

A boy and his spin patrol.

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

"Never get between a mama bear and her cub – unless you want to hear a long story about our struggles with bedtime."

Party ville Trick Birthday Candles: Quality Control Department.,

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

"Would you mind filling this with confetti?"

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Triple espresso. Forget it, Uncle Mort. Let's face facts: You're not as young as you used to be. Too much caffeine can literally kill you. Poppycock! Do you know who you're talking to? When we stormed across Europe under Patton, my tank battalion got stuck in the mud during a torrential downpour. Arty Lang switched my canteen full of rainwater with one full of tank gas. So I replaced his tank's timing belt with tree bark and dental floss. That big galoot and I were always pranking each other lik

"What say we shake things up a bit, and go in and ask for a couple of home-pregnancy test kits."

Lengray's 1,001 practical Jokes for beginners (a man getting punched in the face with a mechanical glove).

"We specialize in corporate slogans, business brochures and annual reports to shareholders..."

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

'Your novel has an up-to-the-moment breaking news quality. We intend to publish it in 2012.'

Press freedom day

Three years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she could deal with her midlife crisis. You should try a radical makeover. When I hit midlife, I dyed my hair, got some tattoos, and dropped 75 pounds. My husband barely recognized me when he returned from overseas. He was not happy with my "new self," so I divorced him rather than change who I'd become. It was the best decision I'd made since I cut my thieving mother out

Kick me

Egyptology Books form Pyramid

Eager to pull a prank on his chiropractor, Dennis taped a bag of potato chips to the small of his back.