Spinner Suitcase Enthusiast Pillows

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

300 cows in a field...grazing!

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

Destination casinos...

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

'The tales I could tell, sonny... I've marked my way across 7 continents, from the Kelly green hydrants of Belfast to the salty yellow curbs of old Shanghai...'

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

"Sorry, but your personal life story just isn't very original."

Portfolio

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

"Johnson's our head of forecasting, he alos works part-time as a successful science fiction writer."

"We're down from 50,000 cases a day to two."

All gates.

"Somewhere in France Maureen has a tête-à-tête."

Cricket ball deliveries

"I would have left a long time ago, but I could never find luggage I really liked."

'Pack this yourself, Miss?' (Nelly the elephant at customs).

Baroque Dance Studio

"You think you're such a big shot, but let's see who they're playing with come December!"

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

'It appears you've caught the travel bug.'

Bon Voyage!

"We found our luggage in Cabo, but it's way happier there and isn't coming back."

Suitcase Trailer

Casino

Diddly

A Game Two Can Play At.

'And where do you think you've been till this time?'

"No idea how I'm going to spin this."

Arrivals Lounge