Spinach Lover Prints

"Lay off the spinach."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Bowled over again!

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'The Burrito King.'

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

Love is when you watch television together.

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"You were right, I didn't want to stop."

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"The bagels are better in New York."

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

Stupid Microwave

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

'Him' Watching the Game to Relax

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"