Spinach Contemplator Prints

"We thank you for the food we are about to receive. . . even the spinach."

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"Shall we put it in play?"

Differing thoughts of male and female.

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

Caterpillar Paranoia

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am."

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

Apocalipsis

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

I will eat my greens for you (today!)

Boyfriend Shirt.

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

Questioning

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

'He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, who cares...'

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

"I'm going on a retreat."

"I bark, therefore I am."

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"

'Hey, don't look at me -- I was AGAINST free will.'

Meditation for dogs

"Pay no attention. It's his way of telling us he needs a lot of space."

"I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets."

'Was it the spinach, or was Popeye on steroids?'