Spinach Contemplator Prints

"We thank you for the food we are about to receive. . . even the spinach."

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"Shall we put it in play?"

Differing thoughts of male and female.

The Anti-Materialist

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

Caterpillar Paranoia

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am."

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

Boyfriend Shirt.

Questioning

Apocalipsis

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

I will eat my greens for you (today!)

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

'He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, who cares...'

"I'm going on a retreat."

"I bark, therefore I am."

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"

'Hey, don't look at me -- I was AGAINST free will.'

Meditation for dogs

"Pay no attention. It's his way of telling us he needs a lot of space."

"I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets."

Practical Angst: 'I could sit here thinking about my problems until the cows come home, and then I'd have to stop thinking and go and feed them, so I might as well not think to start with.'