Spin Maestro Mugs

'Work this over until 'Deficit Spend' sounds like 'Positive Spin'.'

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

Baby Mozart.

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

Grade 2 Cellist

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

Timpani.

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'It has been revealed that a senior politician will criticise something in a speech. Later they will criticise the opposite of something, just in case.'

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

A boy and his spin patrol.

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

"Prospectus in not spelt P...R...O...A...G...A...N...D...A."

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'

"I work in PR where I provide a dynamic and highly effective bespoke service that can work for you and blah blah blah ..."

"Your job will be to make these results look Stellar."

Holy Ronald Reagan. Do you see who's come into the cafe? Reagan? No, it's Johnny Spinwell. The king of spin! Who? Consultant to politicians, stars, lawyers, corporate execs. No one finds the bright side like Johnny. Pea brain, you stepped on my toe. I got your circulation going to save your heart.

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

Boy Learning Violin With Ear Muffs.

'But on the positive side, money can't buy happiness - so who cares?'

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

'And now, for your musical entertainment!'

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

Happy Thought.

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

"It's garage music."

"Whatever the results you get from an election it's important to be able to present them in the best possible light..."

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'