Deal Spin Master Mugs

'They presented us with an ironclad contract that we were able to totally reinterpret.'

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

'It has been revealed that a senior politician will criticise something in a speech. Later they will criticise the opposite of something, just in case.'

A boy and his spin patrol.

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

"Prospectus in not spelt P...R...O...A...G...A...N...D...A."

"Your job will be to make these results look Stellar."

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

"I work in PR where I provide a dynamic and highly effective bespoke service that can work for you and blah blah blah ..."

'But on the positive side, money can't buy happiness - so who cares?'

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

'Our village cricket club' - Young spinner cleverly positions the field to take a wicket.

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

"Whatever the results you get from an election it's important to be able to present them in the best possible light..."

"A huge breakthrough from our research and development team. . . they've figure out a way to fool all of the people all of the time!"

"In that speech, forget that line: are you better off than four years ago?"

Now I'd like to depart from my prepared text and speak from the heart...

"Ever read about a politician who didn't need the press?"

'This is Miss Pavlovna — she's our new Vice-President in charge of spin control.'

Exercise bikes passing each other.

"Rather than monopoly, we like to consider ourselves the only game in town."

"Recommended by 4 out of 5 congressmen, Senator."

'It's tough being a media exec. There's always the threat of good news breaking out.'

Politician has inout box labeled 'spinspun'.