Spies Pillows

"Don't tell anyone, but there's talk that there's a spy in our camp!"

"Sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs record anything incriminating."

"So, Mr. Bond, you have foolishly entered my diabolical hall of mirrors."

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

'BOND, Fatso Bond..'

'Vital mission - movie parody'

'I'm here for jumping my bond... Bail bond.'

"Shaken, not stirred."

R.I.P. Sir Sean Connery

The Anti-Agent

"Bond James, Bond."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Barks in code.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

A boy acting suspiciously

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

'More government surveillance!'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'