Spidey Lovers Prints

"I hear someone here like The Spider Man..."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

'Romeo and Julietta'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Date Night

'Looks like the soup comes with flies.'

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

The next damn Batman.

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

Heart is sewn back together.

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"It's your turn to change him."

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

Woman with blouse zipped up to varying degrees. Arrows read, 'single,' 'married, 'happily married.'

'These days,' she says, 'nothing gets a rise out of him.'

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

'Look, Dad! It's a masked, super hero.'

Canute Does It Again

'Be my Valentine?'

'How much for NO stems?'

"I'm a little concerned about Frank."

Dizzy Spider

'Let's get married,Miss Jones and have 2.8 kids!'

'Forget about the Holy Grail for now - I want you to look for weapons of mass destruction.'

'Furthermore, Your Honor, Miss Muffet's testimony ignored a much larger civil rights issue: the defendant's right to come along and sit down beside her in a clearly marked public space!'