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The indigo children.

Do you have any other skills?

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'We'll skip that rubbish.'

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

Natural Cycles in the Office Environment

Fishing Contest

Personnel,' Possible candidates'-'That'll be the day'.

'D.I.Y. SAS.'

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

'Let's practice lobs again.'

"Are you talking to me?"

"Ms. Sims and I have known each other for quite some time, but it turns out we aren't on a first-name basis."

'What is wrong with you, Covington? Larson's sales territory is twice the size of yours, and yet she managed to find the time to learn how to palm a basketball!'

'...open beer bottles with his teeth.'

"You're a people pleaser. We could work on that, but then no one would like you."

"Waiter, our son is a tasteless schmuck!"

"Once you learn, though, you'll never forget."

Socially awkward shipwrecks.

Thelma's bricklaying course was beginning to pay off

Finishing school takes an unmannered girl and gets her going in the right direction. Ah, a "coarse correction"!

"You got him running scared, kid. He thinks he might actually kill you."

'Nice toss. But if you want a real tight spiral, try getting your elbow up and throwing right over your ear.'

"I've been asked to talk to you boys about 'rapid building entry' techniques

'I'm good at making people feel comfortable, Ozzie.'

Assertiveness Training Institute: 'What are you looking at?'

My new year's resolution is to stop putting my foot in my mouth all the time

"I know that you haven't done much face to face work recently....But whatever they said on your 'refresher' course about the need to maintain eye contact....You are allowed to blink!"

"Well, that IS impressive ....but we thought it was just a metaphor for your skill set!"

"I sue others because I am a people person."

"Would you prefer me to hover over you silently or awkwardly try to make small talk?"

"At least try to act as if you are pleased to be here."

"Things might run smoother, Johnson, if you take the 'cuss' out of customer."