Spf Supporter Mugs

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

survival of the fittest

Gareth Bale

"I'm not going to try and sugarcoat this..."

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

"Do you have a family history of this condition?"

The great bespeak for Miss Snevellicci

"She said this is not the same old alphabet soup, this one has a new font."

Crazy Ideas

Post early for Christmas 2010.

"This is on me. I did say take us to your leader."

"'I hate Taylor Swift'? Way to lose a lot of the young vote."

Hey fairest of the all! Tell me you're not going outside without your SPF 50!

One cappuccino please, and I wanted to give you this. A note. How formal. Dear small local independent coffee house ... I went to Starbucks this morning. I'm sorry. Can you ever forgive me? What if I agree to purge what I ate? The written apology is sufficient.

Spider has thread with yo-yo at end

"They said that creating an alphabet soup was a bad idea, but I will make them eat their words."

Small store loses out to glossy big store

No Fly Tipping - "Aww."

"I'm sorry if my income is hurtful to you."

'It better be good - we only eat once a month.'

"Now ladies, I hope none of you have been cheating."

"He's a Trump fanatic. I'm a Nancy Pelosi fanatic."

Presidential Candidate in Need of Campaign Funding.

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SPF 1000, the Sun Block preferred by 9 out of 10 vampires who work on road crews.

This sun block lotion is so strong, it protects you from sun, lightning strikes, nuclear radiation, and will block cell phone transmissions at 50 feet!

"How would you like to wake up with that every morning?"

'Now we'll see if using keywords helps to increase my web traffic.'

Lady tipping cab driver

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"Local Authorities are ALWAYS whining about budget cuts."

Ambulance strike UK.

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