Sperm Donors Mugs

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

New life (organ donation)

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

"So what blood group are you?"

The Andrews brothers had an ongoing competition of seeing who could donate a pint of blood the fastest.

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

'When I die could you preserve my liver for medical research? You've done that already.'

Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

"I hope this thing is free-range!"

"Can you hold a moment? I've asked you before not to donate my organs till after I'm dead."

'My husband left his body to medical science. He became chicken soup.'

Blood Donor

'I'll see you kidney and raise you my liver.'

'How do I know you'll only what I'm not using?'

"Maybe it wasn't such a smart idea for you to have left everything to science."

Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.

"You've got an organ donation card? Great! Now I can officially eat you when you're dead."

'I want to leave my body to the medical school, and my mind to the psychiatric hospital.'

'Of all the people in the world you pick Klaus Kinski as my eye donor!'

'Thanks to these new rollers, you should donate a pint of blood in 14 seconds,'

'Need some kidneys.'

Operating Room.

'I TOLD you that I have high blood pressure!'

'And finally,concerning being an organ donor, well...you don't really have a choice.'

Grapes Drinking Blood

'Aborting mission! Primary invasion force captured and enslaved!'

Blood Drive. Your blood type is A-Positive. Wow, Frank! That's the first A-Plus you've ever made!

"Give me your KickStarter URL again. I'll just PayPal my money."

"Good news, Mr. Herndon. We worked out the budget, and we have a kidney."

'Great news! We found a donor body!'

'I'm afraid I don't have any spare change at the moment.. Tell you what though, if you give me your email address I'll contribute via the internet.'