Sperm Donors Mugs

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

New life (organ donation)

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

"So what blood group are you?"

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

'When I die could you preserve my liver for medical research? You've done that already.'

Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

'My husband left his body to medical science. He became chicken soup.'

Blood Donor

"I hope this thing is free-range!"

'I'll see you kidney and raise you my liver.'

'How do I know you'll only what I'm not using?'

"Maybe it wasn't such a smart idea for you to have left everything to science."

Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.

"You've got an organ donation card? Great! Now I can officially eat you when you're dead."

'Of all the people in the world you pick Klaus Kinski as my eye donor!'

'I want to leave my body to the medical school, and my mind to the psychiatric hospital.'

'Need some kidneys.'

Operating Room.

'I TOLD you that I have high blood pressure!'

"Good news, Mr. Herndon. We worked out the budget, and we have a kidney."

Grapes Drinking Blood

'Aborting mission! Primary invasion force captured and enslaved!'

'And finally,concerning being an organ donor, well...you don't really have a choice.'

'Great news! We found a donor body!'

'I'm afraid I don't have any spare change at the moment.. Tell you what though, if you give me your email address I'll contribute via the internet.'

'Tall, good-looking, muscular and wealthy! I can see where you are coming from Mrs Willets but that's not how it works.'