Body Donor Mugs

'I want to leave my body to the medical school, and my mind to the psychiatric hospital.'

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

New life (organ donation)

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

'Bad news, pastor. The only donation we've gotten so far is a Wurlitzer from the orchestra.'

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

'When I die could you preserve my liver for medical research? You've done that already.'

Tele-Heart Delivery to the Hospital.

Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

"Okay, we've donated to the Food Bank, Feed the Hungry, Food for Life, Hunger Helpers, Starving World, Second Helpings. . . is anyone else getting hungry?"

The shakedown escalates.

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

'My husband left his body to medical science. He became chicken soup.'

Is there anyone here from 'customer care'? Could you tell them I'll ring back as soon as I've got my new kidney in!

"I hope this thing is free-range!"

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

"Can you hold a moment? I've asked you before not to donate my organs till after I'm dead."

I lost a heart in San Francisco.

(Visual gag) GIVE YOLK Eggs at a give yolk clinic

"I just ate my organ donor card."

'Can I choose which brick you name after me?'

'I'll see you kidney and raise you my liver.'

"Maybe it wasn't such a smart idea for you to have left everything to science."

Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.

"You've got an organ donation card? Great! Now I can officially eat you when you're dead."

'Since my bone marrow transplant, the dog doesn't know me!'

Give To Tsunami's Victims.