Spending Time With Kids Mugs

"Daddy will be with you in a minute."

'It's baseball season!'

'Dad, you are wasting your life. Stay home and play with me.'

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

"I'm off early, hoping to spend a quiet evening with the kids."

"People come to the park to relax. If you want to run wild yelling your head off, wait until we're at a nice restaurant."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

I like the Jets...I guess

"They grow up so fast."

Packaging Russian Dolls

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Santa Claus's Mail

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Haircuts

"She's been so creative lately."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

Bookworm Sleepover

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

'She's just great with the children.'

The Family Joules: Part 16

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.