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"It never fails. I'm in the bank, ready to make a deposit, and then, all of a sudden, my propensity to spend gets the better of my propensity to save."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

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'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

"I see your point, but wouldn't it be more fun to spend it while I'm young enough to enjoy it?"

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

'She had just rung her husband and he'd said 'buy them all'!'

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"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

"Nothing ventured, nothing exchanged."

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

"What happened to consumer confidence?"

'Where do you want the limbo bar set? Low, lower, extra low or U.S.-household-savings-rate?'

"Well, maybe money can't buy happiness, but I'm willing to try."

'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

'Which wine would you suggest, to go with an enormous expense account?'

'Good heavens, Margaret, the bailout was for wall street, not for you.'