Spending Nights In Mugs

"Haven't we seen this one before?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Pyjama party

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

Night Life: L.A.

O Christmas Tea

PJ Parties

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

"So, you're staying in then?"

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

Child huddled up in the cold, while kitten plays with a sun.

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

"Glad I had a pretzel before leaving the house; I'd hate to drink all that on an empty stomach."

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

"On days when I need to get out of bed and go to work, I close my eyes until the feeling passes."

'I missed the ending - why didn't you wake us up?'

'Have a nice day, dear. . . no need to get up and make coffee.'

Yeti/Not Yeti

'Wow! I feel so good this morning, I think I'll call in sick!'

"Shouldn't he be lying at the foot of the bed?"

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

'I'm not putting it out. There's enough oak in this Chardonnay to keep this fire going all night.'

'I've decided to stay in bed till lunchtime to see if I feel like a teenager again.'

"The ball of wool channel? Who the hell signed us up for that?"

"I wish I'd been invited to all these parties before I discovered the joys of staying in."

Northern chat up lines: 'You don't sweat much for a fat lass'

"Cut that out, Barry, your hands are freezing."