Nights Out Mugs

"Statistically speaking, there's got to be at least one woman in there who's looking for the awkward sensitive type."

Northern chat up lines: 'You don't sweat much for a fat lass'

Eddie...last call.

'The Cab's here!'

You realize you had ten pints last night? That's the last time I drink rum during the week!

"Glad I had a pretzel before leaving the house; I'd hate to drink all that on an empty stomach."

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

"This place has the best happy hour."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

The Streets - Night

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

Clubbing

60 minute wait for a table, 15 minute wait for a server, 40 minutes for teh appetizers...

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Clown Happy Hour

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

Next Round Indicator

Professional woman in pub

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

"I want to live in a neighborhood where I can walk around at night."

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

City centre pub.

Balloon tattoos

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

Towny Music Night.

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

Thursday is the new Friday

'I'll need to see some ID.'

'This is the layout of all the bars we'll hit tonight! We'll start here, then...So we'll sweep around their rear flank, capture their artillery here, then...'

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

'Another martini please.'