Spend Happy Duo T-Shirts

'I'm going shopping. Any last words?'

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

'Turn we women loose in the malls - that'll stimulate the economy.'

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

'We didn't have enough money for steel bars, so we just put a bunch of syrup on the wood.'

Armchair Dancing

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

"This is where the party budget ran out."

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

Matching Outfits

'I warned you, Dr. Jekyll. It was a bad idea to give an additional credit card to Mr. Hyde.'

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

'I think it's time to stop shopping when the computer asks you if you need another shopping cart.'

Pushy Cashpoint

'My dad warned me about fellas like you!'

'Remember me? Two weeks ago you gave me a loan for $25,000...I've been having a ball and I'd like to do it again!'

'Hey Wilson, I just realised that we both wore the exact same shirt today.'

Be flamboyant-today living within your means is mucking-up the economy.

"Honestly, I think this was a waste of money."

'Don't bother using the cash machine on the High St. I've worn it out.'

"No matter how bad things are, we manage to keep our sense of spending."

Just Married

angel: 'My old regret is, I didn't go now, pay later.'

"Great news! I found the lost credit card this morning!"

White House Budget Deficit Talks Grind On...

'He said the secret to happiness is to accumulate as much money as possible, by any means, and spend it wildly. I can't believe I've been on the right path all along.'

"This is what it would like if all my abandoned online shopping carts were real."

'Stay away from her.. she can go through your allowance fast.'

'Unless you rob a bank or get a raise in the next 5 minutes, there's nothing here we can afford.'

'The trouble is, my wife laughs all the way from the bank.'

'I have a six-figure life-style and a five-figure income.'

Vast Amounts of Capital

'Dear valued customer, due to your lack of discipline and total disregard for your credit limit, you're the customer of the month.'

You're always trying to get more interest from your money? I'm always interested in it.