Spelling Bee Fan Prints

ROTFL...Rolling on the floor laughing.

"Why is he not flying in formation?" "He can't spell."

"Very good; and for a further ten points, can you turn me back again?"

"Somnambulant... somnambulant."

Spelling Bee: "Can you use the word in the form of a meme?"

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

Kardiff.

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

The state off graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my coleegues agree that there maths isn't much better!

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

"I think contests are good, but instead of a "find the typos" contest, you should get someone to read your text."

Quality Contorl.

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

"Spell 'flower'" "F-L-O-W-E-R" "Spell 'onomatopoeia'" "This contest is rigged"

Old McDonald, first grader, fails English.

"Anybody know how to spell anarchy?"

Maid revealing that the judge uses a dictionary when writing

'I don't suppose any of you wee bams know how spell, 'mutual respect.''

'You spelt dog wrong.'

"Dude, you wrote bear arms not bare arms!!"

A bet over spelling

"Is there a mnemonic I can use to remember how to spell mnenonic?"

Wordplay: Carelessness.

Nobody's Perfcet t-shirt.

Obedience School Spelling Bee

I use spell check for all the answers on my math story problems.

"I know the alphabet. I just don't know how to work it."

"I'm not responsible for my mistakes in my essay. Spell check and autocorrect are responsible for my mistakes."

"Who cares if you misspelled a word on the blackboard? Tell you what...next time you spell a word, spell it right, turn around, and yell, 'Boom, baby!'"