Spelling Bee Enthusiasts Prints

German Spelling Bees

'... But, Miss. My Mummy told me that; D. I. V. O. R. C. E, spells, freedom.'

The state off graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my coleegues agree that there maths isn't much better!

These are for being able to spell 'Afghanistan'...

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

Kardiff.

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

"I think contests are good, but instead of a "find the typos" contest, you should get someone to read your text."

"Somnambulant... somnambulant."

Quality Contorl.

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

"Anybody know how to spell anarchy?"

"Spell 'flower'" "F-L-O-W-E-R" "Spell 'onomatopoeia'" "This contest is rigged"

Maid revealing that the judge uses a dictionary when writing

Old McDonald, first grader, fails English.

'I don't suppose any of you wee bams know how spell, 'mutual respect.''

A bet over spelling

"Dude, you wrote bear arms not bare arms!!"

'You spelt dog wrong.'

Obedience School Spelling Bee

Wordplay: Carelessness.

Nobody's Perfcet t-shirt.

I use spell check for all the answers on my math story problems.

"Very good; and for a further ten points, can you turn me back again?"

"I know the alphabet. I just don't know how to work it."

"I'm not responsible for my mistakes in my essay. Spell check and autocorrect are responsible for my mistakes."

"Hardscrabble"

"Who cares if you misspelled a word on the blackboard? Tell you what...next time you spell a word, spell it right, turn around, and yell, 'Boom, baby!'"