Spellcasters In Training Mugs

"Something pickled this way comes!"

"Here we are."

Toadstools

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Newt sale

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Devi's brew?"

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

Witches of Instagram

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"At least she's reading."

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

Witches at a cauldron.

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

Hexercise.

"Broom! Broom!"

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

Candle Size

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

Wiccapedia.

"Your're mum's well wicked."

My Cauldron Rules

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'