Spellbinding Stories Gifts

'Grab the wand! Grab the wand!'

"Sorry, but Cindy can't come out and play until she cleans her broom."

Sisyphus visits Stowe

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

Fairy tale

Witch dice.

fairy tales

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

Siegfried and the dragon

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

Frank, how is "rhetorical" spelled? Hey, that's a non-rhetorical question!

Book and magician

"She works best in hex mode."

Witch Spell Check.

The Wizard.

Achilles often feared that his weakness would be discovered.

Hemingway's dog meets Faulkner's Dog.

'You've forgot to spells check again...didn't you...'

"When we're not casting spells we cast metals."

"I want to be irresistible to women."

"No, it's a unicorn, not a one-point buck."

'Some moms don't realize that shoes have a mind of their own.'

"Of course, black magic is more expensive than white magic. Do you think that the pigments are free?"

"Probably texting."

'I'm from Teamsters' Local 972, Ma'am -- we have reports that you've been turning mice into coachmen.'

Flower Arranging Service

If cows would write fairy tales...

Better move the hatch. They might be the type to look a gift horse in the mouth.

Horseback.

'I owe it all to spell check.'

The Two Enemy Fleets Clash. (Orlando Furioso).

"Dumbledore smiled, his eyes twinkling."