Spellbinding Cow Lover Pillows

I mainly focus on the grassier side of spell casting really.

Freshest ice cream in town!

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Cow Blue Arrows

Where Skim Milk comes from.

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Get on with it!

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

Boomerang cow.

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Kamikaze Colour

"You're famous, Angus."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Rapunzcow

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

Farmer Christmas.

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

"What do cows do in their spare time?"

"Look, honey. Tiny bales of hay."

They soon changed their name..

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

Cow Pilot.

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

The Stock Market.

Grass: We lost some good men today!