Spellbinding Cow Lover Pillows

I mainly focus on the grassier side of spell casting really.

Freshest ice cream in town!

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Cow Blue Arrows

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

Boomerang cow.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Get on with it!

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Kamikaze Colour

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

"You're famous, Angus."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Rapunzcow

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

Farmer Christmas.

They soon changed their name..

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

Cow Pilot.

"Look, honey. Tiny bales of hay."

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

"What do cows do in their spare time?"

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

The Stock Market.

Cow outboard engine

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!