Spell Cast Fanatic Mugs

"Since I've been using this organic stuff my potions are far more effective."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

Hamlet in the craft shop.

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"

'I didn't read that scene, but I did highlight several passages.'

"O Romeo, Romeo. Lurking outside my balcony is super creepy, Romeo."

To Be. Not To Be. All Of The Above. None Of The Above.

Houdini.

"You know, the yoozh. A little toil, a little trouble."

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"Nothing like a good stretch before looting and burning."

Candle Size

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

Shakespearean Actor

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

If Shakespeare were alive today

Extreme Sheepherding

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

"I'd like to introduce our new consultant on risk management!"

'You idiot, Martin, you don't need those silly glasses to get an amazing 3-D effect. . . this is a PLAY!'

Monk scribe has written ornate letter 'S' which turns into 'Sod this for a lark!!'

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

Macbeth

Weigh station

"The recipe says if you're out of eye of newt you can substitute it with two bat gizzards."

Laundry Day for Shakesspeare's Witches.

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."