Spell Aficionado Mugs

"But hey - no added preservatives!"

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

'One eye of newt or two?'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Desert Island BBQ

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Cheeze Wiz.

"I said slime."

"What the hell took so long?"

Broomstick crash.

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"I can't believe he brought her."

100% carbon neutral

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Rocket and Witch Race

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Magic Tricks

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Juggler and Illusionist

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Witch's Brew.

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror