Speedy Reader Prints

A man reading whilst running.

'Just a minute, officer. I found a loophole in this law book!'

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"Barb's such a fast reader."

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

'Well done Hopkins - I hear you cleared your in tray for the first time in twenty years.'

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

Mountaineering section

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

'I don't have time to read a book a month, what about a pamphlet club?'

Rapid reading center.

"Just give me the broad strokes."

"That's a nice little book. It didn't waste too much of my time."

Superhero Rescues Books.

"The secret to speed reading is skipping every other page."

A man reading whilst running on the word LIBRARY

"It took me 4 years to finish my book!"

"I'm entering the school talent show!"

"He says he's three months late because of Readers' Block!"

'Is your boyfriend working late?' 'No... He's a slow reader.'

'They're very easy to use - just remember not to press the large button marked 'Nitro' '

"The 10-week course costs $600 and takes an hour and a half to complete."

'Go girl!'

Wife: 'So how was your Speed-Reading class honey?!' a man who couldn't handle the pace of a Speed Reading class enters his flatapartment injuried with a trail of pages behind him on the ground

Library Returns

'It can print information at the rate of 5,600 words per minute. Run a help wanted ad for someone who can read 5,600 words per minute.'

Tender is the Night of the Iguana

"You realize if you learn that, your browsing days in here are over."

"You're trapped in the world's slowest book club."

'We prefer not to target 'intelligent readers' since there is too great a chance that they'll know how to download the books for free.'

"Boy is this guy a slow reader."

'Three weeks - and he hasn't finished the first paragraph!'

'I did a speed reading course yesterday.' - 'It's incredible! I read Moby Dick in 27 minutes this morning!' - 'It's about a whale or something.'

Speed reading class.

'Howard Yonkers, World's fastest reader.'